"July 13th 1995, 4pm: After several hours of sunbathing on the green, Jenny stood up too fast and the blood went to her head and she fell on her ass. Everybody was laughing and she was mortified, especially because she was wearing her tight pink skirt and there was no doubt that somebody, at least, saw up it and she couldn't be sure the knickers were okay. Mark laughed. Mark STARTED the laughing. Materials: lycra and denim mixed with crushed grass."
Under the bush is a Brazil-themed tin containing coconut-scented sunscreen and a seashell on which is written "I know, but I just..."
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